You peoples on the continents, you seem so obsessed with this social networking phenomenon. Well, far be it from us to not try to blend in with the native population. To that end we spent hours adjusting our stealthy satellite connection. We worked tirelessly with spare bits of ice and crystal technology in order to facilitate a connection with Facebook.
Some of you have expressed a desire for more casual back-and-forth with us. Now that is possible through our avatar “Fortress Guy”. So go and write something on our wall if you like. See what the Fortress might say.
You will also be able to participate in our weekly CAPTION CONTEST.
Additionally be thrilled by our COMMENT OF THE WEEK. Plus there may be other fabulous prizes!
Do it for the future.