Top Ten Pretty Shots Vol.01

We analyze a lot of media here in the Fortress.  (Amongst all this monochromatic ice and crystal can you blame us?)  Some shots struck us as memorably pretty, but either there was no room for them in the take or we chose not to even make a take.

So here are 10 shots we thought were pleasing to the eye and not to be overlooked:

Melanie Thierry from Canone Inverso.  Not a great film in our opinion, but she sure looked good.

Melanie Thierry from Canone Inverso. A film we cared little about, but she sure looked good.

You may recognize Thierry from Babylon AD.  A film in which we did not feel strongly enough to write a take.

You may recognize Thierry from Babylon AD. Another film in which we were more interested, but still did not feel strongly enough to write a take.

Upon reexamination of those two above pictures we surmise an 87% chance of lip injections.

Michelle Ryan had the bad girl look some guys find appealing.

Michelle Ryan had the bad girl look some guys find appealing in Merlin.

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Reviewing the two above pictures we surmise there is a 96% chance Ryan has nailed the “confident bad-girl smirk”.

While we could take or leave Rise of the Lycans, Rhona Mitra left an impression.

While we could take or leave Rise of the Lycans, Rhona Mitra left an impression.

Katie McGrath is reason enough to watch Merlin.

Katie McGrath is reason enough to watch Merlin.

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There is a 64% chance that Mitra and McGrath are going to start a British trend in female stars with pretty, well-defined jaws.

Here is our take on Merlin Season 1.

Olga Kurylenko is easier on the eyes than her name is on the lips.  SHe has a versatile look that can go both hard and cute.

Olga Kurylenko is easier on the eyes than her name is on the lips. That aside, she has a versatile look that can go both hard and cute.

Here is our take on Quantum of Solace.

Kathleen Mealia stole the show in Au Pair III.  As Senator Palpatine said to young Anakin at the end of Phantom Menace, "We'll follow your career with great interest."

Kathleen Mealia stole the show in Au Pair III. As Senator Palpatine said to young Anakin at the end of Phantom Menace, "We'll follow your career with great interest."

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Despite the high probability of artificial parts, there is a 100% chance that Mealia is a hottie.

Here is our take on Au Pair III: Adventure in Paradise.

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