Star Wars: The Clone Wars [2011] Season 4: 22 Episodes

All Your Favorite Characters

(are hardly in this season)

If we may start in the movie-guy voice: “In a world– er, universe, where everything goes wrong for the good guys, and Jedi are ineffectual playthings to be outwitted, tortured, and slaughtered…”

See Anakin outwitted (not too hard in his case) by Dooku.

See Obi Wan Kenobi beat up, tortured, and enslaved. Ugh. He deserves better.

The series continued its format of filling 22 episodes with four or five multi-part arcs. It worked, allowing deeper plots and characterization than possible in one-off 20 minute episodes. This meant the choice and quality of story and writing were more important than ever. A bad writing effort could now sink three episodes at once! That’s bang for your writing buck.

Sadly, this was too often the case regarding the last couple seasons of this series. Really good visuals tied to high school writing efforts. The franchise, we must reiterate, did not do itself any favors placing the setting between Star Wars Episodes II & III. It is the darkest, most depressing era of the timeline, capped by the empire’s complete takeover in Revenge of the Sith. Anyone would be hard pressed to make a balance of episodes in that environment, much less writing interns.

Like all female TV partner interns, Ahsoka gets sent undercover in fetching outfits.

Ahsoka protects the little boy king… “I know he’s a squid, but isn’t he dreamy?”

However, the visuals continued to impress. From underwater environments to desert; daytime scenes and moody night, the visual team knew what they were doing. Considering the colossal scale of scenes thrown at them, and the number of different characters, and the tremendous amount of scene blocking, they did an entertaining job with the writing they were given.

What? Even Hutts get into the action? Nice headpiece. You playing on your X-Box or something?

The series was still seriously lacking in comeuppance. The good guys lost lives by the star destroyer loads, while the bad guys usually just lost a few machines. Bad guy leaders killed indiscriminately for episodes, only to receive no justice, or a quick end not fully satisfying the penalty for their gratuitous homicide.

Sharky here killed for three episodes with incomplete comeuppance satisfaction.

“Anti-depressants we have. Yeeass.”

What about first tier characters like Yoda and Obi Wan Kenobi? Yeah, we did not get to spend much time with them. We got episodes where C3PO somehow bumbled into being a hero spending time with boring aliens for which we cared little. Speeder loads of second tier characters interacting with whiny arc characters.

“Pay attention you must. Hardly in this season we are.”

Oh look, we got to spend three episodes with no-name characters after spending a couple with the droids as the stars… all in a row? Noble clones got their lives uselessly thrown away by a jerky, uncaring  and ultimately turncoat general. But do not worry. After thee episodes of pointless carnage lit by a 40 watt bulb, the general (and his tired plot) did get comeuppance. Well, that’s one.

(BTW, he doesn’t look evil, does he?)

“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful (and a slaver).”

Otherwise its a whole season of traitors, slavers, criminals, and sith. The Star Wars universe is either uglier than we ever thought, or we just see the seedy underside each and every episode.

Obi-Wan finally gets a part… But he spends three episodes looking like this!?

A certain amount of action could be counted upon, often good and exciting. It was cool to see the bounty hunter Cad Bain in action again. He is a fun returning villain. His multi-episode arc was one of the better. The effects and music were quality too. However the overall feel of the season was not one that we looked forward to. We just started caring less.

The title was turned red for the supposedly super special return of the Sith…

The restoration of Darth Maul was a big deal (he was sliced in half at the end of Phantom Menace, after all). Perhaps they were getting desperate for ratings. The arc was strange, contrived, and a little unresolved. But it was interesting and the saber battles decent. Obi Wan (our favorite character in the series) and Ventress, opposites for sure, made an unusual but entirely fun team to wrap the season.

Huh? Wait a minute… Star Trek and Star Wars? When universes collide!

“Just because we teamed up, doesn’t mean we are going steady or anything.”

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Star Wars: The Clone Wars [2010] Season 3: 22 Episodes

It is hard to understand why Star Wars the Clone Wars started this season’s numbering with fifteen. Is that not a little strange? A twenty-two episode season… What happened to episodes one through fourteen? Okay, okay, this is not literally the case. However it is figuratively the case.

“Short I am, and small my part is.”

It is a tale of two seasons. One through fourteen written for undiscerning children apparently by writers whose skills were closely akin to their target audience. If they had better skills than that it is too bad they were forced into a junior high writing class box. The overall problem is still compounded by the series setting. That is right at the most depressing point in the Star Wars timeline.

These two still cannot get along. Obi Wan Kenobi and General Grievous have battled for seasons. It is one of this show’s dwindling highlights.

It is hard to explain just how badly written the first 14 episodes are. It is as though they were assignments to students in a middle school dramatic TV writing class. They tried to hit all the formulaic highs and lows, but they were more or less empty. Assignments crammed together the night before they were due. Something the interns did why the adult writers were on vacation.

How about this stereotypic goofball? It is like the show is going out of its way to create such characters.

It would not matter that much if it was only a few episodes, but it was three quarters of the season. These episodes did not prominently feature primary characters like Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker and Asoka. They did not even star secondary characters like Yoda. What about tertiary characters like clone Capt. Rex? Nope. We are not sure what comes after ‘tertiary’, but those are the characters with whom most of this season is spent. Nameless clone trooper cadets, the droids, Padme, etc., or gag -worst of all, Jar Jar Binks. Ugh.

However they did manage to write in Chewbacca. You would have to have a lizard’s brain to go hand-to-hand against a wookie.

Blockade Runners go faster because they have more engines.

We would not be so harsh if we did not know that they CAN make good episodes. Fifeteen through twenty-two were mature, entertaining, and still fun for the youngsters. However these eight episodes, the only ones of worth this season, consisted of only three multipart stories. A three-part episode with super force beings. Weird but interesting.

Apparently there is a contest at Skywalker ranch regarding who can make the ugliest Jedi master.

A three-part episode where the stars have to infiltrate a prison to free a young Capt. Tarkin. While it was predictable, and dangerous if you are not one of the stars, it was well done.

Captain Tarkin versus the bad guy checklist: Crimped brows? Check. Widow’s peak hair? Check. The world’s cheekiest cheek bones? Definitely. A subtle sneer -> Bonus. See him promoted to Grand Moff below in Star Wars a New Hope.

The final two episodes were all right. In a normal season they would rate low, however in this season they were definitely top half. Asoka is stranded on the planet with Jedi younglings. It may be one of the most contrived settings ever, but considering what happened the first three quarters of the season we cannot bring ourselves to zing it much. Except to say that Asoka was all of a sudden pretty weak without her lightsaber after kicking some serious butt all season long.

Ventress: “I told you I would kill the next person who served me a beverage with Nutra Sweet.”

Should you watch season three? Not the first 14 episodes. Perhaps if you feel we have lowered your expectations sufficiently, and for some reason you have time to spare… Well we cannot stop you, but we did warn you. As for the last eight, yeah go ahead. They did not really change the series or move any of the major arcs forward. But that is one of the show’s problems. What can they really do? We know what happens to the Jedi, we know what happens to most of the knights, the Senate, the war, the clone troopers, the stars… etc.

Obi Wan is one of the few mostly likable characters: “…Am I going to have to fight my way OUT of this series?”

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Star Wars: The Clone Wars [2009] Season 2. 22 Episodes

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (more appropriately “Star Wars: War Journal”) returns for a second action packed season.  It is a good thing it is filled with action, because plot wise it is stuck in a very narrow band of Star Wars history, -the most depressing one unfortunately.

“In this season I am, but look for me hard you must.”

The plot synopsis of season two in a sentence?  There really was not much of it, but we will try:  In a series of overly elaborate battles Jedi find themselves fighting in all manner of contrived situations where scores of clones get wiped out daily and the real bad guys pulling strings behind the scenes walk away unscathed.

We understand Ahsoka. We might have that expression too if our master said something like, “Okay guys, we’re going to run right down the center of those guns!” every other episode.

Want to see Jedi tortured to death and scores of good guys killed on a regular basis?  Yearning for one Pyrrhic victory after another?  How about enjoying all this happiness knowing that in a few months of their time the old republic will fall, the Sith will rise to power, Anakin will go evil and butcher the Jedi children and almost every single Jedi will be betrayed and murdered by their own troops.  What are we fighting for again?

Oh that kooky Cade Bane, you never know who he’ll kill next. “I told you not to bother me while I’m torturing jedi!”

The Jedi are in a constant state of being tricked, bamboozled, deceived and buffaloed by Sith, bounty hunters and even a pre-pubescent Boba Fett.  Add to that marital disharmony between Anakin and Padme and you have to wonder why this period was chosen to host a Star Wars universe show.

On the bright side, Padme was looking good. What does she hold that dress on with? Space glue?

Clones may just be clones, but in this series they are purposely humanized.  There are ongoing clone characters and plots designed to have you invest in them.  So the insane numbers that are thrown away with ridiculous tactics every episode (usually because of Anakin’s foolhardy headstrong impulsiveness) is staggering.

Cade Bane and Aurra Sing: Which of these two is evil, and which is psycho?

Every scene with Anakin has an uncomfortable tension in it.  Like he can go postal at any time on his unfortunate padawan Ahsoka, or his unfortunate master.  The latter, Obi Wan, is still on top of his game and one of the few bright spots in the show.  He and Yoda spend the season scratching their heads saying things like, “Who is pulling their strings?” and “Sense evil I do…”  etc.  But they will never find it until too late.  We know how it ends!  Badly!

What CGI series is complete without a mechanical spider?

Obi Wan has a giiiirrrllfriend, nah nah.

There were a few mid-season episodes which were witty and enjoyable.  It was interesting to see Mandalore, home of the infamous suit used by Boba Fett.  Obi Wan and an old flame got reaquinted there.  He is a very reliable and comfortable character.  One of the few you can fully get behind, and one of the only you know for sure will live another year.  Outside of that the episodes grew largely repetitive.  What can happen?  Can Palpatine’s schemes be stopped?  No.  Can Dooku be killed?  No.

“I’m just going to stand here striking this overconfident pose.”

Can’t these two just… get along? How many light sabers can you count in this picture?

Lucas did want to show off Jedi at their peak, and seeing them in action is fun.  Although the technology is inconsistent and in many ways acted out in a very WWII fashion.  The way bomber strikes are called in, tanks are used– apparently there is not an objective in this war that cannot be taken after a forced battle between a gross of robots and scores of clone troopers firing small arms.

“We really do not have any serious plot to advance, so why not a couple Godzilla episodes?”

Obi Wan hangs around with Boba Fett wanna-bes.

There were some amazing vehicles and scenes to appreciate that could not have been done easily in live action.  For that we are grateful.  Additionally the makers craftsmanship grows with experience and we see many beauty shots.  The season goes on to end with good but out of place small stories. Very un-finale.  Overall it was like eating a candy bar for dinner; tasty but in the end unsatisfying.

“Wipe them out, all of them. Heh heh, just practicing.”

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Bonus Picture:

 

Because you asked for it: Young Boba Fett threatening Jedi even at a young age. Kids think they know everything…