A Stretched Season that may Stretch Patience
And so, the world’s longest season (over a calendar year), and the “ultimate” series itself comes to a final, and in our opinion, overdue end. Not that there were not interesting and fun things this season, just that they came with too high a price tag.
Poor Gwen. All that power and smarts, and yet she remains an unhappy girl. Here she is impatient (top), crazy, and angry (what else is new).
Examples of this duality?
- Background on Grandpa Max. Good.
- But it was schmaltzy.
Will love conquer all for this star-crossed (uh, literally) pair?
- Background on Azmuth. Good.
- But it was extra schmaltzy.
“Let me tell you something Fortress Guy! Rath doesn’t like schmultz!”
- Old (once fun) villains return. Good.
- But tired somehow.
Oh that zany Dr. Animo. You just don’t know what kooky hijinx he’ll come up with next.
- New transforms for Ben. Good.
- But completely out of nowhere.
Does this whole alien race dress like Flash wannabe Quicksilver?
“I prefer to kick it old school.”
- A resolution for the Forever Knights. Good.
- But it was sad and lame.
“Hear me knights! For centuries we’ve waited for this moment to fight a costly and pointless battle. But it will look cool, and we get to blow a whole episode’s VFX budget.”
Season Two’s conclusion in a sentence: Ben, a character whose likeability only surpasses Julie’s, continues his careless bumble toward adulthood which regularly endangers those around him including only slightly less angry Gwen, likeable but slowly henpecked Kevin, and often the planet Earth, while also somehow corralling a parade of occasionally comical/stupid/obsessed villains, drinking a lot of sugary beverages, navigating through some real politically correct plots, and doing it all in a continually dark, underpopulated and vaguely depressing world.
Witness the sad, tragic fall of Twilight wannabe star Jennifer Nocturne. It’s definitely not for young kids.
That is not to say we dislike the show, on the whole we do not. But this incarnation (ultimate) was stretched too long without payoff. Build up has to reasonably yield resolution for enjoyment. We were past ready for the next reboot, Ben 10: Omniverse.
Do Ben and Gwen even go to school any more?
Even the mighty (hardly seen and only once used) Alien-X would have been hard pressed to pull this climax out of the pit of pointlessness.
We appreciated the veiled Christian imagery of (once) noble knights defeating a demonic dragon. In this case, an evil other-dimensional being with the name of an ancient pagan god, Diagon. Once defeated by First Knight George, he now seemed more formidable.
So Diagon is a giant unexplained, extra-dimensional, sky squid? What’s his motivation? Is he looking for a really large body of water?
George once seemed unbeatable. Cutting through dimensions, making vortices. (Like a level 20 Paladin with a +5 magic sword.) What happened?
Maybe it was Daigon’s never-ending supply of dimension-skimming, ninja-like esoterica. They got old, because we the viewers never got full satisfaction defeating them (they beat the good guys down again and again with apparently endless supply).
Whoa! Transforming from horridly unpalatable Julie to Elena* is quite the improvement. (*Okay, Elena is slightly unhinged, but is Julie really less so?)
Julie is consistent. Consistently the worst, most un-fun girlfriend EVAR.
The Ben 10: UA finale asked us to believe our lackadaisical hero Ben, whose undisciplined mind lives on sumo-slammers and slushies, somehow pulls from within the ability to defeat the power of the enemy and change the whole world with the legendary Sword of Azmuth?
Whereas old George, living for 2000 years, the brave, disciplined, once single-handed vanquisher of Diagon, missed the mark? George’s pointless demise (completely un-mourned by Ben) was beneath a character long in the making, and a group (the Forever Knights) dating back to the start of the whole franchise in 2005.
Now where have we seen this before…
Ben and his venerable arch enemy Vilgax play out a scene lifted almost word for word from one of our favorite Masters of the Universe episodes. The temptation of Heman in “The Search.” (Since Ben 10 producers sought “inspiration,” we are gratified they picked something memorable.
You may spot Heman sporting this very expression.
See segment below from 2:00-3:15.)
Lucky Girl was back, albeit very briefly.
The extended season must have taken a toll on the writers. Some ridiculous, unfun, politically correct plots made the episode roster, often taking the form of Gwen lecturing us about evolutionary nonsense or about how people litter with plastic bottles, etc. Ugh. Save it for Captain Planet. Don’t tell us the villain this episode is a sentient pile of garbage?
I thought we told you not to tell us! UGH…
“Look, I made this from the toaster downstairs and your laptop. Pretty nifty, huh?”
Limits can paradoxically increase drama. Young Ben only had 10 aliens, and struggled with the omnitrix choosing wrongly or “timing out.” In Ultimate it seemed as though Ben had few limits. Why not always go most powerful alien or “ultimate?”
There’s no limit to the creatures you can become!
Gwen was, at times, downright fearsome. (Some might say it wasn’t her annodite powers…)
The ultramatrix was ill-defined. What were its (and Gwen’s for that matter) limits? It made for writing challenges, and susceptibility to plot holes. Imagine the challenge in writing villains for Superman (and not relying on Kryptonite every time).
Will Superman fly around the planet and reverse time?
Charmcaster was back–and could not be left a sympathetic character! She kills EVERYONE in a dark ritual this season. Oh, and she makes some ‘questionable’ relationship decisions. (However, not so bad when compared to a relationship with Julie…)
Ben 10: UA was sometimes fun, but the spark was missing. They can do better. Let’s hope they get it straightened out for Omniverse.
“I parked out front. You don’t think anyone will mind, do you?”
The new, improved Omniverse Omnitrix. (However, it still doesn’t tell time.)
Check out our Ben 10 franchise takes:
Alien Force Season 1
Alien Force Season 2
Alien Force Season 3
Ultimate Alien Season 1
Ultimate Alien Season 2 (part 1)
Ultimate Alien Season 2 (Conclusion)
Ben 10: Destroy All Aliens
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