Superman vs. The Elite [2012]

The “S” Goes Bad

(okay, not really, but it is the feature’s hook)

Maybe the producers over at DC are bored with depictions of their heroes and feel the need to resort to kooky one-off features. Often they choose an out of the mainstream but critically acclaimed comic run or graphic novel as inspiration. But many of us out here are just looking for a good Superman movie… We thought Supes vs the Elite was going to fall in the too edgy for its own good category. It did stumble a bit in that regard, but overall was a decent piece.

Heroes permanently taking out murderous super villains is not an unheard-of topic. It might be more believable in characters like Batman or Wolverine. Putting Superman in that conundrum was understandably against type, and moved the plot. However involving the UN, already a dysfunctional collection of thugs and despots, just seemed too close to the daily frustrations lovers of freedom already experience with the misguided body.

“Atomic Skull?” Really DC?

Super lantern jaw!

Our patented synopsis in a sentence: In a politically correct stretch, murderous supervillains doing what they do best is linked to the bad actions of rogue nations, and people cry out for permanent justice, a tenant obviously against Superman’s way, when a group of superpowered British punks start offing baddies and Superman has to (seemingly) adopt their dark ways to put a stop to their strangely unchallenged-by-the-rest-of-the-DC-universe ways.

Hmmm… Yeah, I wonder if any other hero might notice this…

The United Nations, perhaps started with good intentions, has devolved into an anti-American, anti-first world, anti-freedom body. It is a Star Wars bar scene of corruption. “A wretched hive of scum and villainy,” as Obi Wan Kenobi said. Most countries are not international law-abiding democracies. Earth is not Krypton. The plot link to the UN seemed tenuous and self-important.

See Superman get kissed by a… girl… thing.

With that said, there is a difference between rogue nations at war and murderous psychos like Atomic Skull. Would we like to see rogue nations turned into first-world democracies that raise the standard of living for all inhabitants? Yes. Do we want to imbue unaccountable entities like the UN or superheroes with the power to determine the actions of any nation? That is a dangerous can of worms. We appreciate the, “Can’t we all just get along?” message, through it was a bit forced.

“Truth, justice, and the American way. It ain’t broke, so don’t fix it,” Pa Kent reminded Supes. (He forgot to mention the virtue of pie.).

An artist’s rendering of Fortress Takes’ secret base.

The art style was a little strange, but not bad.They tried a little too hard to be hip in the opening credits. And the purposely juvenile Superman cartoon in the beginning was an over-the-top way of emphasizing the Kryptonian’s boy scout demeanor.

The voice portrayals were good, although Lois Lane and her Demi Moore-wannabe husky voice sounded more like a teenager. Still, we liked the banter and portrayal of a mature relationship between her and Supes.

Lois Lane also sings alto in her high school chorus.

So “the Elite” wanted to kill Supes, and threatened the entire world and its other Superheroes if they got in the way of their new rule. Really? Look, the new punks were pretty strong together, but did they really think they could stand up to the amassed power of the Justice League? Or Dr. Fate by himself even? Not a chance. That was one area in which believability faltered. It was a one-hero world.

This feature is worth checking out. It is a complete story, not a disjointed collection like Justice League: The New Frontier. Just go in with your expectations adjusted accordingly.

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Batman: The Brave and the Bold [2011] Season 3. 13 Episodes

Thank you “powers that be” for finally sticking a fork in this inconsistent, misguided, egotistical series. It had potential in its conception, but suffered debilitating schizophrenic execution. In the end, the episodes got so nonsensical that they were work to endure. That is a sad testament to such strong characters and a series that had flashes of brilliance.

Okay, we do not know how strong a character Aquaman is, but he grew on us more than most others. “OUTRAGEOUS!”

A handful of this season’s early episodes may have been penned before the final cancellation decision. We can tell because a few of them were moderately understandable and entertaining. Uhh, a few… if you skip the Bat-Mite one… and the- oh never mind. However even the pretense of a connection between opening teaser and episode body was completely gone. In fact the teasers became so crazily nonsensical that we wondered if certain DC executives were using drugs or under the threat of blackmail.

What? We like Space Ghost, but these characters aren’t even from the same universe!

See Batman use his ninja skills to become virtually invisible!

We are not here to debate whether a less serious Batman series can be pulled off. We think it can. However even the campy 60s series, which we appreciate, knew how to temper consistency with kookiness and serious plots with silly twists. Part of B:TBatB’s tragedy is because the series did not consistently stink. It was peppered with some very good serious episodes, and some pretty good offbeat episodes. They could do it well when they chose.

Yeah, that’s right. They paid homage Victor Buono’s King Tut character from the 1960s Batman series.

You may ask, “What made the show go wrong?”

  • Series creator hubris?
  • Dogged refusal to mate camp with understandability and consistency?
  • An overplayed flirtation with D-list characters?
  • Contaminated drinking water?

Don’t be fooled by the fleeting glimpse of Equinox this season. The show had long since passed the point where we could take such a villain seriously.

Always the crowd pleaser.

The creators of the show had adequate feedback from both the network and the viewers. I suppose they thought their “artistic vision” was too important to modify. Now while we are firm supporters of artistic integrity, one has to be prepared to accept the public’s reaction to it. We are amazed they continued to get funding for tripe in the form of Bat-Mite amongst others.

The last episode was a self indulgent mess where the series creators tried to lay blame for this debacle at the feet of fickle network executives. This time the execs were right.

They joked about instead wanting a computer generated Batgirl series. Well from the way this season went down hill, this is looking awful good.

There will be no Fortress patented one sentence synopsis. There will be no breakdown of the plot arc for season three. There is no need, and there was no plot.

Everybody wants to be Batman.

Do not get us wrong. We in the Fortress are not fans of the latest Batman Dark Knight movies. That one with the Joker was just stupid, contrived and depressing. We think there is room for a solemn, loner type of Batman without being overly dark. Batman does not have to be a near mental case creepizoid. We thought the Justice league Batman struck a good tone, and even “The Batman” [2004-2008] from Saturday mornings was lighter and entertaining.

Okay, Bats does have some girl problems this season… (At least Lois did not try to force Superman to marry her again -as was mentioned.)

…And some romance… with Talia al Ghul?

We like kooky minor characters. Bringing some out of the woodwork to give them a brief, successful romp in the mainstream’s light can be satisfying and broaden the DC universe. However once the viewer determines characters are being chosen just because they are stupid, you lose buy-in. Even obscure characters have motivation. Even 21 minutes of animation needs a plot. Even willfully blind network executives know when they have to pull the plug.

Criminals are a “superstitious cowardly lot” …if you dont include Lex Luthor.

Uh, Superman dressed as… Wait, Batman had a Superman face mask on over his Batman cowl…?

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Green Lantern: Emerald Knights [2011]

Green Lantern: First Flight [2009]

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Justice League: The New Frontier [2008]

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All-Star Superman [2011]

We do not know if All-Star Superman is based on a comic series, miniseries, graphic novel or none of the above. And quite frankly, we do not care. We are judging this strange direct release solely on its own merits (or lack thereof).

What? Even Lex Luthor gets heat vision? It’s enough to make Batman jealous.

If we were to rename this feature, we might call it “A Series of Unconnected Events”. It felt like one of those disjointed amalgamated movies made from a number of unrelated 30 minute episodes glued together. Additionally some of those unrelated episodes featured weird and unfamiliar characters that had no time to be adequately fleshed out.

Who are these goofballs and why should we care?

“Oh, you two are those famous missing Kryptonian astronauts with the super elitist attitude…” Who? There goes one unrelated half-hour.

Nice hats Kryptonian super-jerks. Picking up TV signals?

“Oh no, it’s that sun- corrupting …computer thingee…” We had no idea what the heck that thing was even all about. Another wasted half-hour.

What the heck? Dropped out of nowhere… WHAT IS IT?

“Oh look Lois, here is a special formula I have been secretly developing that will give you my superpowers for 24 hours.” Huh? Really?

“Look, up in the sky. It’s a bird; it’s a plane; it’s…”

In this segment we also get to meet some fourth string characters that were hardly interesting and made little sense as presented. Samson and some other goofball who made even less sense and whose name we do not even care to look up. Dufus.

Do you really want our patented one sentence synopsis for this gem? Superman helps some weird scientist we do not even know but in the process gets fatally dosed with radiation and is dying so he decides to share his secret with Lois, turn her into a super being for 24 hours, battle some strange sun computer thing, sort of fight a couple D-listers, have a completely unrelated series of interactions with elitist Kryptonian jerks and all the while battles wits with Lex Luthor who seems to have gotten the upper hand in this battle as apparently he successfully murders Superman.

No. Lex Luthor has narcissistic personality disorder?

If you still want to watch this feature after reading that, you deserve everything coming your way. It was not an awful feature, but it was an awful waste. The art direction, music and animation quality were average. The discombobulated story was the part that was sub-par. Overall it was morose and depressing. Superman is indirectly murdered by Lex Luthor? Yeah, Superman apparently dies. We are so glad we watched… *ugh*

So what color IS Lois Lane’s hair?

One of the things we did like was the depiction of Clark Kent. It was good to see his clumsy bumbling, especially when it was used to secretly save people. Nice touch. Some recent Superman features have almost completely glossed over the secret identity portion of Superman.

Although Superman did wrestle with a bout of Kryptonian Rosacea.

Which of the following were not in All-Star Superman?

  • Dr. Leo Quintum (Who?)
  • Perry White uttering “Great Caesar’s ghost”
  • Parasite
  • Jimmy Olsen inexplicably dressed as a woman
  • Some goofball named Atlas
  • Krytonian superpowered Lex Luthor
  • Mysterio

It is a trick question. They were all in it. …Okay, not Mysterio, but his appearance might have helped. “I’ll use my tricks to defeat you Spider-man!”

You know, there is nothing wrong with writing an interesting, dedicated hour and a half feature script. One that is specifically designed to make for an entertaining movie experience. We do not know what this one was based on but apparently making a cohesive cinematic feature was not one of the script’s goals.

“Ultra-Sphinx”? Really? You know DC, this is where some people start to have a problem with your brand…

We surmise All-Star Superman will be interesting to a niche audience, but the strange and dare we say -weird? -self-important?  -sullen? -melancholy script will not appeal to the masses who would otherwise enjoy a solid Superman movie.

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