Ben 10: Ultimate Alien [2011-2012] Season 2. Conclusion

A Stretched Season that may Stretch Patience

And so, the world’s longest season (over a calendar year), and the “ultimate” series itself comes to a final, and in our opinion, overdue end. Not that there were not interesting and fun things this season, just that they came with too high a price tag.

Poor Gwen. All that power and smarts, and yet she remains an unhappy girl. Here she is impatient (top), crazy, and angry (what else is new).

Examples of this duality?

  • Background on Grandpa Max. Good.
  • But it was schmaltzy.

Will love conquer all for this star-crossed (uh, literally) pair?

  • Background on Azmuth. Good.
  • But it was extra schmaltzy.

“Let me tell you something Fortress Guy! Rath doesn’t like schmultz!”

  • Old (once fun) villains return. Good.
  • But tired somehow.

Oh that zany Dr. Animo. You just don’t know what kooky hijinx he’ll come up with next.

  • New transforms for Ben. Good.
  • But completely out of nowhere.

Does this whole alien race dress like Flash wannabe Quicksilver?

“I prefer to kick it old school.”

  • A resolution for the Forever Knights. Good.
  • But it was sad and lame.

“Hear me knights! For centuries we’ve waited for this moment to fight a costly and pointless battle. But it will look cool, and we get to blow a whole episode’s VFX budget.”

Season Two’s conclusion in a sentence: Ben, a character whose likeability only surpasses Julie’s, continues his careless bumble toward adulthood which regularly endangers those around him including only slightly less angry Gwen, likeable but slowly henpecked Kevin, and often the planet Earth, while also somehow corralling a parade of occasionally comical/stupid/obsessed villains, drinking a lot of sugary beverages, navigating through some real politically correct plots, and doing it all in a continually dark, underpopulated and vaguely depressing world.

Witness the sad, tragic fall of Twilight wannabe star Jennifer Nocturne. It’s definitely not for young kids.

That is not to say we dislike the show, on the whole we do not. But this incarnation (ultimate) was stretched too long without payoff. Build up has to reasonably yield resolution for enjoyment. We were past ready for the next reboot, Ben 10: Omniverse.

Do Ben and Gwen even go to school any more?

Even the mighty (hardly seen and only once used) Alien-X would have been hard pressed to pull this climax out of the pit of pointlessness.

We appreciated the veiled Christian imagery of (once) noble knights defeating a demonic dragon. In this case, an evil other-dimensional being with the name of an ancient pagan god, Diagon. Once defeated by First Knight George, he now seemed more formidable.

So Diagon is a giant unexplained, extra-dimensional, sky squid? What’s his motivation? Is he looking for a really large body of water?

George once seemed unbeatable. Cutting through dimensions, making vortices. (Like a level 20 Paladin with a +5 magic sword.) What happened?

Maybe it was Daigon’s never-ending supply of dimension-skimming, ninja-like esoterica. They got old, because we the viewers never got full satisfaction defeating them (they beat the good guys down again and again with apparently endless supply).

Whoa! Transforming from horridly unpalatable Julie to Elena* is quite the improvement. (*Okay, Elena is slightly unhinged, but is Julie really less so?)

Julie is consistent. Consistently the worst, most un-fun girlfriend EVAR.

The Ben 10: UA finale asked us to believe our lackadaisical hero Ben, whose undisciplined mind lives on sumo-slammers and slushies, somehow pulls from within the ability to defeat the power of the enemy and change the whole world with the legendary Sword of Azmuth?

Whereas old George, living for 2000 years, the brave, disciplined, once single-handed vanquisher of Diagon, missed the mark? George’s pointless demise (completely un-mourned by Ben) was beneath a character long in the making, and a group (the Forever Knights) dating back  to the start of the whole franchise in 2005.

Now where have we seen this before…

Ben and his venerable arch enemy Vilgax play out a scene lifted almost word for word from one of our favorite Masters of the Universe episodes. The temptation of Heman in “The Search.” (Since Ben 10 producers sought “inspiration,” we are gratified they picked something memorable.

You may spot Heman sporting this very expression.

See segment below from 2:00-3:15.)

Lucky Girl was back, albeit very briefly.

The extended season must have taken a toll on the writers. Some ridiculous, unfun, politically correct plots made the episode roster, often taking the form of Gwen lecturing us about evolutionary nonsense or about how people litter with plastic bottles, etc. Ugh. Save it for Captain Planet. Don’t tell us the villain this episode is a sentient pile of garbage?

I thought we told you not to tell us! UGH…

“Look, I made this from the toaster downstairs and your laptop. Pretty nifty, huh?”

Limits can paradoxically increase drama. Young Ben only had 10 aliens, and struggled with the omnitrix choosing wrongly or “timing out.” In Ultimate it seemed as though Ben had few limits. Why not always go most powerful alien or “ultimate?”

There’s no limit to the creatures you can become!

Gwen was, at times, downright fearsome. (Some might say it wasn’t her annodite powers…)

The ultramatrix was ill-defined. What were its (and Gwen’s for that matter) limits? It made for writing challenges, and susceptibility to plot holes. Imagine the challenge in writing villains for Superman (and not relying on Kryptonite every time).

Will Superman fly around the planet and reverse time?

Charmcaster was back–and could not be left a sympathetic character! She kills EVERYONE in a dark ritual this season. Oh, and she makes some ‘questionable’ relationship decisions. (However, not so bad when compared to a relationship with Julie…)

Ben 10: UA was sometimes fun, but the spark was missing. They can do better. Let’s hope they get it straightened out for Omniverse.

“I parked out front. You don’t think anyone will mind, do you?”

The new, improved Omniverse Omnitrix. (However, it still doesn’t tell time.)

Check out our Ben 10 franchise takes:

Alien Force Season 1

Alien Force Season 2

Alien Force Season 3

Ultimate Alien Season 1

Ultimate Alien Season 2 (part 1)

Ultimate Alien Season 2 (Conclusion)

Ben 10: Destroy All Aliens

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Tell the FORTRESS what you think!

(Or we will go humungasaur on your face!)

Iron Man (anime) [2011] Season 1. 12 episodes

Anime has some strengths. However Marvel Entertainment captured only a few with this version of Iron Man. They were more successful at capturing numerous drawbacks.

But on the bright side, Iron Man likes puppies.

"I know you must have a cold metallic heart, not unlike my own. But my dear Dr. Tanaka, how can you resist my boyish, billionaire charm?"

A season’s plot in a sentence: A slightly off version of Tony Stark visits Japan to give up being Iron Man, give away top-notch versions of his armor to doofuses, give obsessive attention to world peace, and give a loose collection of enemies under the supposed banner of Zodiac a halfhearted fight while interacting with a bunch of second-tier characters before they die, and smooching with a cold hearted scientist cyborg before she dies.

The supposedly "supersmart" organization Zodiac fields the uber goofiest contraptions. Was that top one supposed to be a turtle? And the middle one was some mighty tornado creation machine. You'd think with that kind of power... oh never mind. And we think the bottom one was supposed be a bull. Zodiac is really hurtin' for ideas...

"Hey, are we tragic secondary characters who die or goofy comic relief?"

What is one strength of anime? Deep and complex plots. We are sad to say that Iron Man anime’s plot was shallow and obtuse. The whole zodiac plot could have been dropped in lieu of the two bad guys. The result would have been a little more clarity and a lot more satisfaction. Zodiac is supposed to be some sort of high-tech offshoot of A.I.M. We never see this organization. Their presence remains too amorphous to be menacing.

Iron Man technology for everybody! What could possibly go wrong?

Pepper Potts has really grown into her role... (She had about 3 lines.)

For a few episodes zodiac’s greatest contribution to the series seems to be sending in a few nonsensical robot enemies-of-the-week. Why were they doing it? What was the point? What about all those suits of armor stolen in the first episode? Do we even care anymore? For 12 episodes this series creates more questions than answers.

The goofy Zodiac robot on top disabled Iron Man- but did not finish him! Instead it brought him into the delicate inner workings... You can imagine how that worked out. The bottom one? A robot designed to look like ...a creature from a monster movie? *head shake*

But Iron Man likes charity walks!

The top bad guy barely appears, however we do see runner-up bad guy, Yinsen, a little bit more. They tried but failed to give him coherent motivation. Certainly not enough to justify his inexplicable desire to destroy Japan when his problem seemed to be that Stark once made weapons.

"You thought I was dead Mr. Stark, but I'm not. You thought I was a good guy, but I'm not...etc." Yinsen pretty much beats up Iron Man for a whole episode. It was so much fun! (not really)

"So Sakurai, you've got armor too?" Who DOESN'T have armor in this series?

Another strength of anime is mecha. Tony Stark’s classic-ish armor (the only shown aside from some space add-ons) looked good, and so did the blue versions he was giving away- if you were one of the first five people to buy his book! Anyway, the rest of the robots and enemies were not very inspired. The machines were computer-generated and the people 2d animation. Neither art direction really thrilled us.

Our runner up for dumbest Zodiac robot: The centaur! Why? Why a centaur? And the winner: ...uh, a giant floating head? Was there drug use going on during production?

But at least Iron Man likes cupcakes.

The show took itself too seriously without any serious payoff. 12 episodes of somberness, struggle, frustration and death with little balance or upside. A better more satisfying Iron Man show that had a serious plot yet without taking itself this seriously was Iron Man Armored Adventures. (It also had better fight choreography.) It was somewhat surprising because the show starred teens, and probably appealed to a teen audience. Yet it still had a serious enough plot to carry adults.

Oh surprise. The big baddie also has a suit of armor. Get 'em while they last! Buy one get two free!

Dr. Chika Tanaka eventually falls for Tony Stark. A woman after all... or is she?

The bad guy organization Zodiac was no Mandarin. Zodiac wasn’t even a presence. Supposedly they were the doofuses who sent random robots every episode. We are still not sure what Zodiac was, except to say it was a name thrown around that made people say, “Oh no” and “I’m scared”. We deserve better after watching 12 episodes, especially considering the body count.

Huh? Dr. Tanaka "transforms" into ...this cyborg? Robot? The armor was insider her? Is she even human?

If you like Iron Man, and you like anime, the show is worth checking out. But do not expect it to be a great mix like peanut butter and chocolate. To not even expect it to be a substantial mix like peanut butter and jelly. It’s more like dehydrated astronaut ice cream. All the calories of ice cream without the satisfaction. Iron Man anime had its fun moments, but was not a very satisfying 12 episode experience.

Talk to the hand.

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Iron Man Related Takes:

Iron Man (anime) [2011] Season 1

Iron Man: Armored Adventures [2008] Season 1

Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes [2010] Season 1

Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow [2008]

Batman: The Brave and the Bold [2011] Season 3. 13 Episodes

Thank you “powers that be” for finally sticking a fork in this inconsistent, misguided, egotistical series. It had potential in its conception, but suffered debilitating schizophrenic execution. In the end, the episodes got so nonsensical that they were work to endure. That is a sad testament to such strong characters and a series that had flashes of brilliance.

Okay, we do not know how strong a character Aquaman is, but he grew on us more than most others. “OUTRAGEOUS!”

A handful of this season’s early episodes may have been penned before the final cancellation decision. We can tell because a few of them were moderately understandable and entertaining. Uhh, a few… if you skip the Bat-Mite one… and the- oh never mind. However even the pretense of a connection between opening teaser and episode body was completely gone. In fact the teasers became so crazily nonsensical that we wondered if certain DC executives were using drugs or under the threat of blackmail.

What? We like Space Ghost, but these characters aren’t even from the same universe!

See Batman use his ninja skills to become virtually invisible!

We are not here to debate whether a less serious Batman series can be pulled off. We think it can. However even the campy 60s series, which we appreciate, knew how to temper consistency with kookiness and serious plots with silly twists. Part of B:TBatB’s tragedy is because the series did not consistently stink. It was peppered with some very good serious episodes, and some pretty good offbeat episodes. They could do it well when they chose.

Yeah, that’s right. They paid homage Victor Buono’s King Tut character from the 1960s Batman series.

You may ask, “What made the show go wrong?”

  • Series creator hubris?
  • Dogged refusal to mate camp with understandability and consistency?
  • An overplayed flirtation with D-list characters?
  • Contaminated drinking water?

Don’t be fooled by the fleeting glimpse of Equinox this season. The show had long since passed the point where we could take such a villain seriously.

Always the crowd pleaser.

The creators of the show had adequate feedback from both the network and the viewers. I suppose they thought their “artistic vision” was too important to modify. Now while we are firm supporters of artistic integrity, one has to be prepared to accept the public’s reaction to it. We are amazed they continued to get funding for tripe in the form of Bat-Mite amongst others.

The last episode was a self indulgent mess where the series creators tried to lay blame for this debacle at the feet of fickle network executives. This time the execs were right.

They joked about instead wanting a computer generated Batgirl series. Well from the way this season went down hill, this is looking awful good.

There will be no Fortress patented one sentence synopsis. There will be no breakdown of the plot arc for season three. There is no need, and there was no plot.

Everybody wants to be Batman.

Do not get us wrong. We in the Fortress are not fans of the latest Batman Dark Knight movies. That one with the Joker was just stupid, contrived and depressing. We think there is room for a solemn, loner type of Batman without being overly dark. Batman does not have to be a near mental case creepizoid. We thought the Justice league Batman struck a good tone, and even “The Batman” [2004-2008] from Saturday mornings was lighter and entertaining.

Okay, Bats does have some girl problems this season… (At least Lois did not try to force Superman to marry her again -as was mentioned.)

…And some romance… with Talia al Ghul?

We like kooky minor characters. Bringing some out of the woodwork to give them a brief, successful romp in the mainstream’s light can be satisfying and broaden the DC universe. However once the viewer determines characters are being chosen just because they are stupid, you lose buy-in. Even obscure characters have motivation. Even 21 minutes of animation needs a plot. Even willfully blind network executives know when they have to pull the plug.

Criminals are a “superstitious cowardly lot” …if you dont include Lex Luthor.

Uh, Superman dressed as… Wait, Batman had a Superman face mask on over his Batman cowl…?

Check out our other Batman and DC Comics takes:

Batman: The Brave and the Bold Season 1 part 1

Batman: The Brave and the Bold Season 1 part 2

Batman: The Brave and the Bold  Season 2

Batman: The Brave and the Bold Season 3

Batman: Under the Red Hood [2010]

Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman [2003]

Superman/Batman: Apocalypse [2010]

Superman/Batman: Public Enemies [2009]

Green Lantern: Emerald Knights [2011]

Green Lantern: First Flight [2009]

All-Star Superman [2011]

Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths [2010]

Justice League: The New Frontier [2008]

Young Justice [2010] Season 1

Wonder Woman [2009]