The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes [2012] Season 2: Conclusion

The 2nd (& final) Season Delivers Super-Heroically

The first season of the show was somewhat disjointed, but showed great promise. We are happily surprised to say that the second season lived up to that promise and then some. The shows credits are expansive, so we shall suffice it to say that whoever took control this season knew what they were doing.

What happened to the Enchantress? Oh, she’s agreeing that this season was on fire.

Oh look, Agent Hill was back. And she’s still an uber-jerk. (She needs to go on a date or something…)

It is not a kids show, although they will enjoy the action. It is a serious show well-suited to adult fans of the Marvel universe. The series smartly called upon some of comic’s greatest storylines. It is of course nearly impossible to do a multi-issue comics storyline in one or two twenty minute animated episodes. But props go to their trying, and for the most part succeeding.

Is Thor free from girl trouble? “I say thee nay.”

Uh, there’s no shortage of powerful females… with attitude.

This season dug into the personal stories of the avengers. Pulled from the pages of comic books, we got to see Capt. America learn of the Winter Soldier story and face off against his arch enemy, the Red Skull. We went through Hank Pym’s draconian Yellowjacket phase. And they did a pretty good job retelling the classic Beta Ray Bill story from the pages of Walt Simonson’s Thor.

“Verily, NONE can wield Thor’s hammer Mjolnir!”

“For sooth! Perhaps I was hasty…”

While the animation is just okay, the art direction is classic and well-done. The voice work is fitting and a lot of fun The soundtrack is good for such a series; listen for the awe-inspiring choral arrangements when Thor cuts loose. We still maintain that this show displays the best and truest depictions of Thor and Ironman we have seen in some time.

Uh, not that one.

Ah. that’s more like it. Yay repulsors!

Of course it wasn’t all flowers and roses. There were too many “evil twin” episodes for our tastes (oh those crafty shape-shifters). The depiction of the fantastic four was particularly bad (aside from Ben Grimm). Try not to cringe when you hear Reed Richards voice. also, the finale was fittingly against Galactus, arguably the heaviest hitter in the Marvel universe. However what could have easily been a two-parter or even an arc was crammed into one short twenty minute episode.

You can’t cram a foe of this scale… literally, into one episode. (We could barely cram him into one picture.)

They did, for the most part, keep the avengers foes on the upper and where they should be. This is, after all, a collection of Marvel’s most powerful heroes. So Kree and Skrull invasions, Doctor Doom, Kang the Conqueror, etc., are all in a day’s work. There was also excellent sub-plots with Hulk versus Red Hulk, and Ultron’s creation, the Vision.

“Red Hulk smash? …er, scheme!”

The “Emperor Stark” episode was incredibly ambitious, and our fave of the season. You sleep for a few days and wake up to this? Huh!?

They had a good grip on the characters, and few were shortchanged. Thor was depicted properly as super powerful, yet did not have to lead. Captain America was rising into the leadership role to which he is so well suited, despite being on the low-power end.

“I’m looking at YOU thunder god.”

The season was delayed. Who knows what is going on behind the scenes. The show just hit its stride, and while not being cancelled, is transforming into Avengers Assemble, a new series. Was this season too good to be true? Hopefully this transition will be weathered as well as Justice League to Justice League Unlimited (although we did prefer the former).

Repulsors for everyone!

Bonus Quiz!

Who is this mysterious character?

  1. Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty.
  2. Darkseid.
  3. One of those Michael Bey transformers… they all look the same.
  4. War Machine

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The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes [2010] Season 1: 26 Episodes

The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes takes some of your favorite characters and reinvents them for its own use. Also reinvented are some characters who are probably not your favorites. Come on, let’s face it, Antman and Wasp are perennial second-tier. You will also get to see S.H.I.E.L.D. as jerks and the Black Widow as cold and mean.

Agent Hill of S.H.I.E.L.D. Also an uber jerk.

Can’t you two just… get along? (And Pymm, what is with that sack? Are you running away from home in the 1930′s?)

The show has some decent ideas but was victim of a misguided launch. We just spent time crafting a paragraph to describe the chronologically confusing hijinks involved. Forget it. Boring. We will say it simply: The first half of this season is messed up and you may not know where you stand regarding the characters, chronology and/or story arc. It served the show poorly. Fortunately the second half got stronger and the end was solid.

We are not going to do a one sentence synopsis because we would have to bend time and space to try to coalesce the fractured plots. We will say it was the beneficiary and also the victim of its own writing. Perhaps some episodes tried to be too edgy and just ended up unfun. Black Panther’s father murdered in front of numbskull tribal dorks; Antman and Wasp arguing again; oh and remember, as a team we don’t really get along…

The Enchantress is a woman scorned. Is that what turned her evil?

Apparently Thor has a crush on a mere mortal, the paramedic Jane Foster. (Maybe it is her perky hair.)

The show also had the unfortunate habit of stepping on its own endings. This is one of our larger issues. You have no time to rest in the resolution of an episode before it is interrupted with a 30 second tacked on downer. This was consistently done and a poor format choice. This was especially unhelpful considering many of the main plots already had weak endings where the bad guys did not get just comeuppance. You can only delay proper comeuppance so long.

The mighty forges of the Asgardian dwarves. (But are they eco-friendly?)

It wasn’t a happy season for Captain America. Nothing seemed to go his way. Oh, and about that indestructible one-of-a-kind shield…

The final Asgardian and Ultron arcs were strong, and did a pretty good job of making us forget how disjointed the first half of the season was. Ultron the classic and somewhat creepy ‘machines are taking over’ story also tied in to Antman’s personality issues.

Ultron: After all, how could a robot that looks this benign go bad? 

Thor is a character with great potential who needs strong foes. In fact the Avengers are the heavyweights of the Marvel universe and really require the most powerful enemies. Asgard can and did provide them.

Thor’s occasional girlfriend Cif (when he’s not eying up the mortals) and the warriors three. (…maybe it’s her attitude.)

The take on the Hulk was the most fun. There was little of the Bruce Banner persona. They pretty much played Hulk up as the ultra-strong, often misunderstood reluctant hero. It was gratifying to see what happened when an enemy made the mistake of claiming they were stronger.

Okay, the Hulk is supposed to be a little irritable, but what is everyone else’s excuse?

The artwork was good, but the quality and appeal varied from subject to subject. Iron man’s armor looked cool and was handled well though not with much variety. Regular looking men like Capt. America and Hawkeye were treated well. Better still were the large humanoids like Hulk, Thor and some baddies. The females could have been handled better in our opinion, and their appeal was underwhelming.

We in the fortress were grateful for the round unibeam.

Okay… So the ice armor had an octagonal unibeam.

While we are at it, why not make some armor out of magical Asgardian metal?

Is the first half of the season worth watching? No. Is the second half of the season worth watching? Yes. We hope season two gets it right from the start.

Loki, Loki, Loki… When will you learn. If only he would use his devious brains for good.

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Top Ten (Street-Legal) Theme Vehicles

Whether it be for movies, TV or business promotion, specialty wheeled vehicles have been with us almost since Henry Ford’s first factory.  What we are going to focus on here are STREET LEGAL vehicles.  Not fantastical assemblages of mismatched pieces like the Batmobile from The Dark Knight.  We are talking vehicles that with little or no special permissions can drive down your street tomorrow.

(Not our street of course.  We do not have one.  No, up here in the ice it is treaded vehicles or nothing.  That is unless you can fly… but we digress…)

Number 10:  Captain America’s motorcycle –from the 1979 made for TV film starring Reb Brown.

Are rivets really necessary on those hubs? Using a 1970's plexiglass shield as a windshield was a good idea. Probably will not even slow a bullet down however.

Ahh the 1970′s.  For starters we do not know if Cap forgot that bleach fades colors.  His dark blue outfit here looks… er, powder blue.  But the vehicle was cool and gave cap an excuse to wear that AMAZINGLY intimidating helmet.

Number 9:  The Monkee-mobile from the 1966 TV show.

It is too bad they could not fit the whole engine in the vehicle.

Did you try reading that first sentence on the box? Not well constructed. And yes, the GTO ruled. But do you need to tell us? Does that not kind of take away some of the "in" factor?

Ah, the vagaries of fashion and trends.

Whether it was the Beatles, the Monkees or even Chekov from Star Trek, what is old can be new again!

Hey Justin Bieber, we found out when your outrageous hairstyle was first “in”.

Beiber…  What will he think of this hair a decade from now?

Number 8:  The Weinermobile

Hollywood is not the only place that constructs impractical vehicles around outrageous themes.  Oscar Meyer came up with this design after the Bologna-mobile was a public relations failure.

"Stay to the left of the cones for the giant mustard dispenser."

Can you find the Weinermobile in this parking lot?

Number 7:   The 1966 Batman TV show Batmobile.

This picture was so amazingly cool.  Just look at that shine.  Drive around in this and chicks WILL dig it.

Keep relaxing Adam West. Your Batmobile will forever be more street legal than that goofball version from Batman III. You know, the Val Kilmer one with the 12 foot vertical fin sticking up in the back? Yeah, the one that flopped back and forth on turns...

Number 6:  Green Hornet’s Black Beauty

Whether the 1960′s original or the new movie version, it is one intimidating sedan.

Okay, the car itself is street legal. However this version is festooned with more weapons than the 50 ton M1 Abrams tank!

What was with the 1960′s and all the cool custom vehicles that came out of that era?

Was it a singular time of character for comic book heroes?

What can be said to have come out of 2010?

  • Dumb comments from Hollywood actors?
  • Teen idol hair doos?
  • Vampire Obsession?

What incredible ideas will our heroes come up with next?

What amazing wheeled conveyance will they fight crime with in the future?

Number 5:  The Ark II RV from the 1976 show of the same name.

The premise for this gem? "A group of ethnically and er, species diverse scientists roam the pollution ravaged 25th century in their RV teaching surviving people valuable life lessons..." Its true!

Yes, they are accompanied by a super intelligent chimp!  This could only have flown on Saturday mornings.  Only those under 10 have skulls full of enough mush to swallow this premise without realizing they are being brainwashed.

Okay, there may not be any “streets” left in this Woodsey Owl nightmare of a future. However if some were unearthed those nice big wheels would not chew up any pavement.  (What are you picking up with that dish?  Echoes of Justin Beiber songs bouncing back from space?)

Number 4:    Cars from the 1970 show, UFO.

Is it futuristic?  Sort of.  Is it street legal?  Yeah sure.  Is it practical?  Well, one trip to your local supermarket in this baby will reveal some flaws.  Can you imagine what rogue shopping carts will do to that edge?

Do not forget those far out futuristic fashions. This guy is trying so hard to be manly... in front of his lavender car?!

(Yes, UFO was that sometimes strange show where all the girls on the moonbase wore metal mesh, -and purple widow's peak wigs...)

Number 3:  The Landmaster from the 1977 film Damnation Alley.

The film may not be a classic, but the vehicle has lived on in many other TV shows, commercials and what have you.  Can you resist a movie starring both Jan-Michael Vincent (a guy with not one but THREE first names) and George (A-Team) Peppard?

Oh, we can hear some of you now, "But is that thing really street legal?" Look, its got wheels. Hey, if that Weinermobile is street legal, this thing is too! (We have seen it in person, it is impressive.)

Number 2:  The Nightshade-mobile from the 1990 TV show The Flash.

The Nightshade was a 1950′s masked hero.  His car was this heavy 1950′s boat of a car.  It probably weighs as much as a modern truck.  It was made of a material we do not use anymore in cars, METAL.

Here's to you Nightshade. By putting flourescent lights in your grill and wheel wells you turned the ordinary into something heroic. (And started a trend that would take root in future movies like The Fast and the Furious.)

Number 1:  The EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle from the 1981 film Stripes.

Sure, it looks all normal and happy pre-transformation. Just another RV.

But the thing can transform like er, a Transformer into an armor plated behemoth festooned with an anti-tank gun and flame throwers.

Oh did we mention it also has a missile turret? For the ability to travel in inconspicuous touring style AND hold off the Soviet army, the EM-50 is our number one street legal theme vehicle.

Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow [2008]

Depressing Future: Skynet Ultron Style

~or~

A 99% Avengers Free Avengers Movie

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Marvel has been loose with control over their properties.  Certainly more so than DC.  Believe us, we know this first hand.  On the up side this can allow for more exciting stories in which your favorite Marvel heroes can participate.  On the down side it can allow for stupid stories that should have been vetted, edited or outright turned down.

Your favorite heroes are dead, but fear not. Their spunky and (not so) loveable offspring are there to save the day! ...God help us.     Your favorite heroes are dead.  But fear not. Their spunky and (not so) loveable offspring are here to save the day! ...God help us.

Your favorite heroes are dead, but fear not. Their spunky and (not so) lovable offspring are here to save the day... "To the Sadie Hawkins dance!"

Next Avengers, another one of those Marvel direct-to-video animated releases is just one such story.  Many people who watch this will not be the young kids who know little about the Avengers history to which this movie was obviously aimed.  They will be those like us who appreciate the Marvel heroes.

You said it kid.  We miss the real heroes too.

You said it kid. We miss the real heroes too.

We knew going in this was a story about the avengers kids having an adventure sometime in the future.  Marvel often plays fast and loose with alternate futures.  However that does not mean one will enjoy a skeletal telling of the questionable death and disappearance of all those original heroes we care about at the hands of Ultron.  It definitely does not mean we will enjoy an entire movie filled with disobedient punks who cannot get along.

Azari, Black Panther's son.  Pym, Giant Man and Wasp's son.  Torunn, Thor's daughter.  James Rogers, Captain America and Black Widow's son.

Azari, Black Panther's son. Pym, Giant Man and Wasp's son. Torunn, Thor's daughter. James Rogers, Captain America and Black Widow's son. "I told you kids to stay off my lawn!"

Our one sentence synopsis for this lame plot:  In a future world dominated by conquering Ultron the original avengers have been defeated but secreted away their offspring in some stupid hope that the whiny brats would be able to someday beat him and along the way the kids will learn the true meaning of friendship, family – and unleash the Hulk.

In an uncharacteristically stupid move, Tony Stark makes formidible "Iron Avengers

In an uncharacteristically stupid move, Tony Stark makes formidable "Iron Avengers". Why dumb? He was going up against Ulton, a robot he should have at least suspected capable of corrupting machines. At least we got remotely interesting if not contrived henchmen out of it.

The animation quality was not high.  Certainly it was below other direct-to-video offerings from Marvel like Hulk versus Thor.  Perhaps they thought the kids would not care.  (Perhaps they are right.)  The art direction is hit-or-miss, falling mostly on the “miss” side.  Old Tony Stark is decently designed, but do not expect to see any cool futuristic Iron Man armor.

Marvel hero Tony Stark/Iron Man:  He is still stylin' 30 years in the future even after being heartbroken, injured and tortured.  How does he do it?

Marvel hero Tony Stark/Iron Man: He is still stylin' 30 years in the future even after being heartbroken, injured and tortured. How does he do it?

After all the years, and all the things Stark had built...  We just expected more from the armor we knew he would eventually don in this underwhelming flick.

After all the years, and all the things Stark had built... We just expected more from the armor we knew he would eventually don. Come on dude, it's the FUTURE!

The majority of the art direction “hits” were  on the four grousing progeny.  Disregarding his lousy sullen attitude the Captain America kid had an interesting design with a pleasing dark jacket outlining a large star and an energy shield wrist unit that needed more explanation.

Guess where the glow-in-the-dark panels will be on the new Axari action figure.

Guess where the glow-in-the-dark panels will be on the new Azari action figure.

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The Black Panther wanna-be had some interesting glowing panels light up on his dark outfit when he went electric.  That was at least visually interesting.  The Wasp/Giant Man kid was nothing special.  He wore a suit that more or less seemed designed for the back of a cereal box.

Thor's daughter impales Iron Thor.  Hmmm, Freud would have a field day with this.

Thor's daughter impales Iron Thor. Hmmm, Freud would have a field day with this. BTW, does she not seem a little ...buxom for a - what, 14-year-old?

The scene where Thor causes Torunn's sword to fly back to her is the best 12 seconds of the movie.

The scene where Thor causes Torunn's sword to fly back to her is the best 12 seconds of the movie.

The best design hit was Thor’s daughter Toruun.  A muscular youth with long blond hair and an enchanted sword.  Her use of old English like her father was endearing and her angst knowing her father was alive but not contacting her seemed the most real.  Never mind the yarn they spun about Odin dying and Thor taking over in Asgard.  If you care about the Thor universe, you are better off getting a snack when that stuff comes up.

We know what you are thinking, "How does an Asgardian shave invulnerable whiskers?"

We know what you are thinking, "How does an Asgardian shave invulnerable whiskers?"

Visually, Thor was pleasing for his 19 second cameo.  However his indifference toward Earth, his former fiends and even his daughter made him seem out of character.

Visually, Thor was pleasing in his 19 second cameo. However his indifference toward Earth, his former friends and even his daughter made him seem out of character. On the bright side his updated costume now has lights!

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Ultron was handled well, though for whatever reasons they wrongly attributed his origin to Stark rather than Hank Pym.  In fact Stark and Ulton were voiced by the same actor, but done well.  It was a nice touch considering their origin change.  Ultron was creepy, cold and cruel.  Kind of scary for young kids.  Though his art direction was nothing special and he seemed a metal-ish colored robotic blob from the neck down.

WHat color is that exactly?  You do not seem to be blending in with the environment.  What, are you lit from the insoide?

What color is that exactly? You do not seem to be blending in with the environment. What, are you lit from the inside?

Old Bruce Banner is a crazy, cantankerous old coot.  "I thought I told you kids earlier in this post to stay off my lawn!"

Old Bruce Banner is a crazy, cantankerous old coot. "I thought I told you kids earlier in this post to stay off my lawn!"

It was strange that the protagonists kids relied on the Hulk to finally take Ultron down.  (Certainly they could not do it themselves.)  We would have preferred the kids somehow engineering the reconstitution of the original Avengers.  Unless you are age 6, skip this one.

"HULK NO LIKE STUPID KIDS SHOW!"

"HULK NO LIKE STUPID KIDS SHOW!"

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